“The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.” - Dr. Seuss
sarah’s 50 favourite broadway people (in alphabetical order) → jake epstein
(via degrassitngoldschool)
The first and last appearances of Ashley Kerwin, Terri MacGregor, Spinner Mason, Jimmy Brooks, Paige Michalchuk and Hazel Aden
(via degrassitngoldschool)
Here’s a new clip from my new standup special. It’s about texting with girls. You can buy the full hour for $5 on http://azizansari.com.
Hmm, something wrong here?
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
